OMG It's Friday the 13th

So it’s Friday the 13^th of December – oh no what bad things are going to happen today? I must admit that, like many others I am a little superstitious. I don’t think I am obsessive about such things but I will always choose to walk around rather than under a ladder; if I spill salt I will always throw a pinch over my right shoulder; if I break a mirror I’m worried about seven years bad luck, you know all the usual little superstitions that we have been brought up with. Therefore, I have to say that I am always most pleased when Friday the 13^th has come to an end and I have escaped unscathed!

According to the Mirror News, one third of Britons will change their normal plans and routines when the 13^th of a month falls on a Friday. Just over one third of adults (34%) say they would prefer to have a duvet day, and not even leave the house, whilst a whopping 72% of adults say they have experienced bad luck on this date. It is widely known that many, many people refuse to travel, will not make big purchases (like signing a business deal or completing on a house sale), get married or hold important meetings on Friday 13^th. It’s not just in Britain either, The Stress Management Centre and Phobia Institute in North Carolina, states Friday 13^th is the most feared date in the history of the USA. It is estimated that millions of dollars of business are lost each time the 13^th falls on a Friday!   There is even a name for the phobia of this date – paraskavedekatriaphobia, bet you didn’t know that!   

So why are we all so afraid that bad things are more likely to happen on this date than any other? There is not one particular answer to that question. Many people believe it is that historically the number thirteen and the day Friday have been seen as unlucky, and so, when you put them together you are in for double trouble! Christians will point to there having been thirteen people at the last supper, and it was the thirteenth person to sit down, Judas, who went on to betray Jesus. Jesus was then crucified and put to death on a Friday. Others suggest it goes even further back in the bible, to the Garden of Eden, when the forbidden fruit was eaten on a Friday. And let us not forget that Cain was supposed to have killed his brother Abel on a Friday.

Another factor may be that it is said in 1306 King Philip of France had the revered Knights Templar arrested and tortured on a Friday, giving more evidence that Friday was an evil day. And let’s not forget that most hangings in Britain were carried out on a Friday, and traditionally there were 13 steps up to the noose! As if this wasn’t enough there are also 13 witches in a coven – wow it is a wonder any of us survive this awful date!

It is true that the superstition surrounding the number 13 is so strong that many high rise buildings do not have a 13^th floor (they jump straight from 12^th floor to 14^th). Also some hotels don’t have a number 13 room as their owners believe customers would not want to stay in there. Just as an aside I once lived in a street of houses that did not have a number 6 – I never got to solve the mystery of that either!

There have been a number of small studies carried out that suggest that there are more accidents and admissions to hospital when the thirteenth of the month falls on a Friday. Could this be yet more proof that it is a bad date, or are we just so fearful of having an accident that we act in a different way? Personally, my logic tells me that Friday 13^th is no more unlucky than any other date, I think I am a reasonable person who can think things through to a logical conclusion and I know fearing one particular date is not sensible. However would I move house, get married, start a new business or book a flight on Friday 13th – to be honest probably not!        

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Great Yarns and Soft Poems

December has well and truly arrived, the days are shorter, the weather is colder and preparations for Christmas are all in hand. Funnily enough I love December! It's a month of good cheer, of parties and catching up with family and friends. Even more than that, the holidays with the cold, damp weather are a perfect time for catching up on your favourite authors and watching your best loved films.

So with this in mind, I thought today we could have a quick look at the famous Scottish author Robert Louis Stevenson (1850 - 1894). Stevenson is most famous for his novels Treasure Island, Kidnapped and The Strange Case of Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde, however it must be noted he published much, much more than this and was an excellent novelist, poet and travel writer who ranks among the 26 most translated authors in the world. To give you a little potted history, Stevenson suffered long periods of ill health as a child which meant that he missed a lot of time away from school, and often had to be educated at home by a private tutor. Although late learning to read and write his love of storytelling became evident at a very early age, and his father paid for his first publication when he was only sixteen years old. He attended Edinburgh University, at first to study engineering, possibly with the idea of following his father into the design and building of lighthouses, but was quickly disillusioned and changed subjects to obtain a law degree. Stevenson never practiced at the bar though, as by the time he qualified he was certain that his career lay in writing. Stevenson married Fanny Van de Grift Osbourne, an American divorcee who was over ten years his senior in May 1880 and they remained married until his death in 1894 at the age of 44.

So why did December make me think of this great author? Well if you have any children, grandchildren, nieces or nephews who you love to sit in front of a roaring fire and read to, then I can recommend his work. Robert Louis Stevenson certainly knew how to write an adventure to captivate an audience. Without giving too much away Treasure Island, written in 1883 is a tale of pirates, buried treasure and desert islands. Kidnapped, written in 1886 tells the adventure of a young orphan, David, who is in pursuit of his rightful inheritance. Both tales have stood the test of time and remain firm family favourites. Both have been adapted for film and TV on numerous occasions.

Stevenson also wrote “A Child's Garden of Verses” in 1885. Although written for children, the poetry proved just as popular with the parents! I have taken a poem from this book to show you a sample of the brilliant writing by this amazing author. I hope you enjoy it as much as I always do!

Winter-Time by Robert Louis Stevenson

Late lies the wintry sun a-bed,

A frosty, fiery sleepy-head;

Blinks but an hour or two; and then,

A blood-red orange, sets again.

 

Close by the jolly fire I sit

To warm my frozen bones a bit;

Or with a reindeer-sled, explore

The colder countries round the door.

 

When to go out, my nurse doth wrap

Me in my comforter and cap;

The cold wind burns my face, and blows

Its frosty pepper up my nose.

 

Black are my steps on silver sod;

Thick blows my frosty breath abroad;

And tree and house, and hill and lake,

Are frosted like a wedding cake.

 

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Proverbial Wisdom

Proverbs are little sayings that give us advice on how to live our lives. One thing is certain, and that is us Brits, like many other cultures, love them!! There are proverbs to use in almost any circumstances. Most of us use these sayings frequently, without even thinking about their meanings. We were brought up with them; our parents used them, and their parents before that, and so on, for so many generations that they are now just part of everyday life. 

So, for example, if a friend buys something very extravagant we may find ourselves saying “a fool and his money are easily parted”, meaning that a foolish person will squander money without any thought of tomorrow.  If we are thinking of making a big change in our life, maybe we are fed up with our boss and decide to look for a new job, we may well be advised that it’s “better the devil you know, than the one you don’t know”. This suggests that it is better to deal with someone who, although may be difficult, is familiar, rather than risking a change and ending up dealing with someone far more troublesome. On the same lines we often hear “out of the frying pan into the fire”, again suggesting that if we leap into a decision without due care and consideration we may find that we have gone from one bad situation to another which is much worse! “Look before you leap” again favours caution, but what about “he who hesitates is lost”? This seems to be the green light to go for it – whatever “it” may be! 

So, what should we do if these proverbs offer conflicting advice? And yes, there are lots of them. We all know that it is no use worrying what the future holds because “what will be, will be”; but we have also heard “life is what you make of it”. We know that “two heads are better than one”, meaning when we discuss things and get input from others we are most likely to find a better solution, but then again we are also familiar with “if you want something done right, do it yourself”!  

Of course, we are taught from a young age that it is “better to be safe than to be sorry” but also “nothing ventured, nothing gained” – more conflicting advice! How about setting about changing things we don’t agree with. On one hand “actions speak louder than words”, but then again “the pen is mightier than the sword”. So, is direct action the way forward, or should we think petitions and speeches? One of my favourites proverbs is “birds of a feather stick together”, suggesting that we seek the company of people who think and act in a similar way to ourselves, but weigh this against “opposites attract” meaning that we are drawn towards people who are completely different from ourselves.

We could go on and on looking at proverbs and conflicting proverbs. We all know them, and, as a wise old owl I believe there is some truth in each and every one of them. Think of the saying “out of the mouths of babes” which suggests that children can make remarks and comments that are very true and wise beyond their years. This is certainly true; often children will say something that shows an amazing amount of insight. Then again I would not argue with “with age comes wisdom” as experience teaches us a lot. To me proverbs are fun and contain an element of truth, we all know them and use them often. However, we cannot rely on them for answers to every situation. We need to do what we think is best for ourselves and our families.....and if we look hard enough I’m sure we will find a proverb that agrees with our actions!                 

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Fun Facts About English

So it’s the weekend and time for a bit of fun and relaxation. I thought this would be the perfect time to look at some interesting facts about the English language. Do you need to know these things? Probably not; but they are great to throw in as quiz questions, or simply to amaze your friends with your knowledge!

Let's start with a nice simple one, what is the shortest complete sentence in English? Go on, think about it. Have you got any ideas? For those who are thinking “I am”, that's not a bad guess but there is something even shorter. Give up? Okay, I'll tell you “Go”! Well done to anyone who got the correct answer before I gave it away. Now can you think of words that rhyme with any of the following: month, orange, silver or purple? Take five minutes and think hard. Okay so have you thought of any? No? That's because there aren't any! Of the thousands and thousands of words in the English language these words have no rhyming partners.

 

 

I think you may enjoy the following little snippet of information. “Therein” is a simple little seven letter word, but it contains within it thirteen words that can be written using consecutive letters. Don't believe me – well here we go with a list of them:

1. the
2. he
3. her
4. er
5. here
6. I
7. there
8. ere
9. rein
10. re
11. in
12. therein
13. herein

Changing the subject completely, how do you like geography? Have you ever noticed that each of the seven continents all start and end with the same letter? Let's take a look; we have Africa, America (North), America (South), Antarctica, Asia, Australia and Europe. What a coincidence!  Looking at the alphabet, “almost” is the longest, most commonly used word with all the letters in alphabetical order. There is actually a longer word “aegilops” - which is a type of grass, more generally known as goat grass, but as most people would be unfamiliar with this term, I think it's fair to stick with almost.

 

Just a few more quirky facts for you. The word four is the only number which has the same number of letters as its value. Bookkeeper and bookkeeping are the only English words with three consecutive double letters, and “rhythms” is the longest word in English without a single vowel. Finally, and perhaps most surprisingly, the word “set” has more definitions than any other word.  Just check it out in the dictionary – I'm sure you will be amazed!           

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All That Cutlery - What To Do With It All

As November moves on, many people are turning their thoughts to Christmas. Across Europe and much of the rest of the world, Christmas is the biggest family celebration of the year. Even in countries that are not predominantly Christian, Christmas is fast becoming a time of celebration, of sharing gifts and of meeting family and friends. One of the great traditions of Christmas is the family dinner, either at home or in a restaurant. For the uninitiated, the array of cutlery, crockery and glassware laid out at this kind of meal can be quite intimidating. Even more frightening, if you are hosting such a meal, is the thought of laying out the place settings correctly. However, fear not! Here follows our guide to the etiquette of tableware!

As with most formal etiquette, there are a number of rules to be followed. Don't worry too much about these, as in fact they make the job of laying the table much easier to remember. Let's start with how to lay out and use the cutlery needed for a multi-course meal. The first rule is that the flatwear sits on the right of the plate, and the forks on the left. Flatwear is just a collective way of saying knives and spoons. This is a good starting point, but how do you know which knife, fork or spoon to use for each course? When I was a child I was told “start from the outside and work inwards”, and this rule is very true. The place setting should be laid out so that the cutlery on the outside is the first to be used. If the first course of your meal is soup, a soup spoon should be placed on the far right of the cutlery. The complete layout will depend on they number of courses that are being served, and what each course contains. As an example, if the meal is to be soup, followed by a fish course, followed by a meat course, then the cutlery should be set out thus: on the right hand side of the place will be a soup spoon on the outside, next in will be a fish knife, and finally, closest to the plate will be a meat knife. On the left hand side of the plate, the outside will be a fish fork, and the inside will be the main course fork.

The observant among you will have noticed that I have not mentioned cutlery for eating dessert, the most important part of any meal! This is because the dessert cutlery is placed above the place setting. Dessert cutlery is usually a dessert spoon and a dessert fork; the spoon is placed above the fork, and the handle of the spoon is to the right, whereas the handle of the fork is to the left. In case you are wondering about the difference between a dessert spoon and a soup spoon, a soup spoon is always rounded, whereas a dessert spoon is more oval in shape.

So that is where the cutlery goes. Simple isn't it! What else do you need for a perfect place setting? Usually, above the plate and to the left of the dessert cutlery there will be a side plate. This is to be used for bread if you are serving soup. It is also where the host will place a napkin before the meal (unless the host is very artistic and can arrange the napkin in a fancy shape, when it is permitted for this to be placed in the centre of the setting!). Finally there are the drinks' glasses to consider. Whether you are serving wine, water or juices, the glasses will be placed above the plate and to the right hand side of the dessert cutlery.

Now you are ready to face a formal meal, confident that you know where everything goes, and which knives, forks and spoons to use to eat whatever food is served. Enjoy your meal, bon appetite!

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Let's Try Some Good Manners

Are good manners important? Well we could have the quickest blog ever, say yes and be done with it; but I thought we may have a look at what we mean by “good manners” and how they can improve day to day life for everyone! For me, good manners are a way to show respect for others, whether it be friends, family, or a stranger we have just met. There is an argument to suggest that on a much broader level, the concept of care and consideration can help worldwide cooperation, and working together for the good of the planet. Wow that is really something to think about!

So, what are we really talking about? Well the obvious place to start is with saying please and thank you. Hardly world shattering, but these two little words can make such a difference. Also, how about “excuse me” instead of barging past someone, in the street, supermarket, office – wherever? We are all busy people, and sometimes rushing around, but let’s remember to think about others too.

One of my pet hates is people who try and queue jump, why do they do that? Nobody wants to stand waiting to pay for their groceries in a shop, but what makes some people think they can push in front of others and refuse to take their turn. The same thing applies on public transport, have you ever noticed how when the bus turns up there are people who are willing to push and bully their way to the front of the queue, with no thought for anyone else. There is room on the bus, the bus will not pull off and begin the journey until everyone is on board, so why do they do it? Wouldn’t life be so much nicer if we all thought about our companions? Let’s make sure that the people who get on the bus first are those who may need a little help. Perhaps the elderly gentleman who is not as firm on his feet as he once was, or the mother with a baby in a pushchair, let’s get them on safely first and then the rest of us can board without a fuss.

I was brought up in an era where good manners and helping others was considered the “norm”. Somewhere, along the way we seem to have lost that. Maybe it is the age we now live in. Politically, there were certainly some changes in the 1980’s. Margaret Thatcher, (Prime Minister 1979 – 1990), was focused for the rights of individuals. She made a speech in 1987 stating “They're casting their problem on society. And, you know, there is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families.” But of course there is such a thing as society, it’s me and you and all the people around us. It is being an active part of society that helps us live by certain rules, like not dropping litter on our streets or in our parks – yes they are ours, they belong to all of us and we should all take a pride in keeping them in good condition for everyone to enjoy. If there is no society what have we got?

Basically, good manners are all about thinking of others. I heard an argument a couple of years ago that a man holding a door open for a woman was sexist. Well let’s not talk about a man or a woman, let’s talk about people. I think that a person holding a door open for another person is a lovely gesture. We should all be doing it! If, you are a bit worried about causing offence, you could always ask “would you like me to open the door for you?” I really don’t think that anyone can be offended by such a kind offer. This consideration should flow into all aspects of our lives. At work, home, or out enjoying ourselves – let’s be kind to each other. Even on the drive to or from work we can show consideration. Is there really any need for drivers to drive so close to the car in front or to blow their horns quite so often?

As a general rule to manners I would suggest if you wouldn’t say it or do it in front of your grandparents – then don’t say it or do it in front of anyone else! If we all treat other people with respect, and value our individual differences as well as our likenesses, maybe we can change things for the better. Come on let’s make good manners fashionable again!   

Take a look at the clip below, from 1953. Good manners haven't changed, even if we are less patronising these days!  

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Happy Halloween, and Looking Forward to Fireworks!

Happy Halloween! Hope you are having a spooky day!

The word Halloween is merely a contraction of All Hallows Eve – the evening before the Christian feast of All Hallows, or All Saints Day, which falls on November 1^st.  This is followed on the 2nd of November with All Souls Day, a day for remembering all who have departed.  Therefore, this has traditionally become a time of year for remembering all those who have died before us. Some scholars argue that this is a Christian feast, whilst others insist it has its roots long before Christianity and can be traced back to a pagan festival.

Whatever the origins, today it is celebrated as a time of fun, with children dressing up as ghosts, witches and vampires and visiting their neighbours homes “trick or treating”. The idea is that the neighbours will pass them chocolates, sweets or money as a treat to prevent them carrying out a trick, or bit of mischief! Sounds a bit sinister I know, but all carried out in good fun. Another typical Halloween activity is to make a lantern out of a pumpkin by scooping out the fruit and putting a candle inside. Into the skin is cut the shape of eyes, nose and mouth. These are then placed in windows or carried around by the youngsters, making a very eerie procession! Traditionally the lanterns were carried to keep the devil away.  Other traditions include telling ghost stories, watching horror films and playing party games. One of my particular favourites is apple dunking, where apples are placed in a big bowl of water on the floor, and everyone takes turns to try and get an apple – using only their teeth!

However, although Halloween is  popular, (after all everyone likes an excuse to wear fancy dress and watch scary movies), it is nothing compared to the celebrations seen across Great Britain on the 5^th November - Bonfire Night! In cities, towns and villages huge bonfires and firework displays are organised, filing the sky with a magnificent show of lights and colour. Some people choose to have their own firework parties, lighting fireworks in their gardens and inviting family, friends and neighbours to join them. Often a “guy” is made, an effigy of a man, and placed on top of the bonfire to huge cheers.    This is a time of laughter and fun.....but what are we celebrating?

To find the root of this celebration we have to travel back in history to 1605.  On November 5^th of this year Guy Fawkes was arrested, whilst guarding explosives, that it is believed were to be used to blow up the Houses of Parliament when the king was due to attend. A group of thirteen men had planned the event in the hope that they could replace the Protestant King James 1st with a Catholic king.  Following the capture of Guy Fawkes some of the king’s supporters celebrated that the king was safe by lighting bonfires in the streets. All the conspirators were captured and executed. The following January the “Observance of the 5th November Act 1605” was passed which called for a public, annual thanksgiving for the failure of the gunpowder plot. Hence, the celebration of Bonfire Night began, and to date is still going strong!     

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It's Time For Acronyms, lol!

Today I thought we should have a look at a growing area of modern language, acronyms. These days everybody uses acronyms, often without realising, when sending SMS messages, tweeting or chatting on social network sites. Lol (short for “laughing out loud”) must be one of the most popular acronyms on the internet today. So what are acronyms? Quite simply they are words that are made up of the initial letters or partial words of the name or phrase that they represent. This is not the same as initialisation, where initials are spoken individually; to be an acronym the shortened version must be spoken as a word in its own right.

Are you confused yet? Here are some examples to show you what I mean. The United States of America is often abbreviated to USA. This is never pronounced as one word “youssay” but always as three individual letters “you, ess, ay”. This is initialisation, whereas the American space programme is run by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, NASA. This is always pronounced as one word, NASA, rather than “en, ay, ess, ay”. Because it becomes a separate word, it is an acronym. Simple, isn't it!

Initialisation has been around since Roman times, but acronyms as we now know them started to appear in the English language in the 19^th century. One of the first modern acronyms, which is still in use today, is the word “posh”. This word, which is now used to describe wealthy members of society, dates back to the days of the British Empire. Those who needed to travel to India and Burma, and had the wealth to choose their cabins, preferred to be accommodated on the north side of the vessel, which was more shaded, and therefore cooler. This meant they travelled on the port side going out, and the starboard side on the return journey. The initials of Port Out Starboard Home became the word “posh”.

Acronyms came into more common use from the 1940s onwards, as a means to help the understanding of increasingly complex scientific and technical terms. Everyone has heard of lasers, radar and scuba diving, but not many know that these terms are all acronyms: laser stands for Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation; radar stands for RAdio Detection And Ranging, and scuba stands for Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. Acronyms also became popular in the social sciences; some of the popular sociographic and demographic descriptors which came into everyday use in the 1980s were “Yuppie” (Young Urban Professional) and “Dinkie” (Double Income No Kids). However none of these can match the wonderful description of an older person living life to the full, “Skier” (Spending the Kid's Inheritance)!

Of course, this article being about language, nothing is ever that simple! Advancing technology brings with it new concepts, which require language to adapt to accommodate them. We are now seeing the growth of terminology that combines initialisation with acronyms. We all knew what a DVD was – something you could use to watch recorded TV and movies. Those of us with computers knew that ROM was Read Only Memory, and maybe understood that this was something to do with storing computer programmes. Now we have the Digital Versatile Disc – Read Only Memory, or the DVD-ROM as it is better known, which is always spoken as three initials followed by one word (dee, vee, dee, rom). In the same way, the Joint Photographic Experts Group, JPEG, is always spoken as one initial followed by a word (jay-peg), and is the most common format for storing digital photographs.

New ways of creating acronyms are also being introduced to the language. The need for brevity when sending text messages, and the popularity of instant messaging on the internet, has seen a range of new acronyms in common usage, which often use written numbers to represent spoken syllables in a shortened form. 2Moro obviously reads as tomorrow, but uses less characters and is quicker to type. In the same way, before is shortened to b4, and mate becomes m8. Finally, there is my favourite of all the new acronyms, cul8r, which reads “see you later”.

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Oh No - It's Apostrophes!

Today, we are going to look at one of the most misunderstood and misused punctuation marks in English – oh yes the apostrophe! I bet there are already some of you filled with terror, but don’t worry we are in this together! When I was in university in my home town of Cardiff, Wales, one of my lecturers remarked on the lack of apostrophes used in the essays handed into him, and the fact that he would start deducting marks if work was not punctuated correctly. A good friend of mine, Becky, decided it was time to start using apostrophes, but was unsure of how to use them. Rather than looking up the information she needed, she decided to randomly add apostrophes throughout her work around words ending with “s”. Needless to say, this approach did not work well and at a following lecture we were advised NOT to use apostrophes if we had no idea when they should be used!  

WARNING – All the images on this post are examples of the INCORRECT use of apostrophes!              

 

Don’t be like Becky; let’s see if we can master these tricky little punctuation marks. Firstly, we use the apostrophe to show when a letter (or letters) have been omitted, usually when two words are spoken as one. Look at the first sentence in this paragraph and notice that I have used the apostrophe twice.

 Don’t = do not, the apostrophe shows where the missing letter should be.

 Let’s = Let us, again the apostrophe shows us there is a letter missing from the place it marks.

There are many more examples of this use including:-

Can’t = can not

Could’ve = could have

Couldn’t = could not

They’re = they are

You’d = you would

Wasn’t = was not

I’m = I am

It’s = it is or it has depending on the sentence.

I’ll = I will

We may also say something like “Oh no my car’s run out of petrol” = my car has run out of petrol.  “Joanna’s coming out tonight” = Joanna is coming out tonight.

So rule number one is that the apostrophe is used to show when words are deliberately shortened, and the apostrophe shows where the missing letter/s should be.

If we are happy with this, let’s move on to their other use. Apostrophes are also used to show possession, that a thing belongs to or relates to something else. Sounds a bit complicated but let’s have a look at some examples to clarify. Rather than saying the party of Jane, we would usually say Jane’s party, we could say the cat’s tail rather than the tail of the cat or talk about yesterday’s rain, instead of the rain of yesterday. As you will probably have noticed all these examples have single nouns – they talk of one person, one cat and one specific day’s weather. So the general rule is with a single noun or personal name you put an apostrophe then an “s” to show possession.

Things tend to get a little more complicated when looking at personal names that end in “s”. If, when spoken you would say the extra “s” then the general rule still applies, you add an apostrophe then “s”. Here are some examples to show what I mean. Thomas’s brother is a little shorter than him.  Dickens’s novels are wonderful. Charles’s hair needs a cut.

However, if when you say the sentence, you would not pronounce the extra “s” then don’t put it in. Simply put the apostrophe after the original s. I know it sounds confusing but hopefully the following example will help. “I was lucky enough to see Jimmy Connors’ best game.”

This also applies when we look at plural nouns that end in “s”. Do not add another “s” just put the apostrophe after the original one. In this way we might talk of “a girls’ school” or that we work in a dogs’ home.

On the other hand, if the plural noun does not end in an “s” then we are back to adding an apostrophe then “s”. To give you an example we would talk of “The children’s father.”

One important rule to remember is that no apostrophe is needed when using the possessive pronouns yours, his, hers, ours, its, theirs and whose. It is suggested that they already assume possession. However all other possessive pronouns do take an apostrophe including one’s, everyone’s, nobody else’s etc.

I hope I have helped to clarify and not just confused you more! Honestly, when you get a handle on using these punctuation marks they really do make a difference. The English author Kingsley Amis (1922-1995), was challenged to come up with a sentence whose meaning depended on a possessive apostrophe. Here is the sentence he supplied:

Those things over there are my husband’s. (Those things over there belong to my husband.)

Those things over there are my husbands’. (Those things over there belong to several husbands of mine.)

Those things over there are my husbands. (I’m married to those men over there.)

Another wrong example! 

You see apostrophes are important!    

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Vocabulary - Ways to Say Beautiful

We all know that the word “beautiful” describes a person who possesses qualities that make it a pleasure to see, hear or think about them. Beautiful can also refer to an inanimate object, something that brings great pleasure in some way, such as a painting or sculpture. Alternatively, we may use it to describe something that has achieved excellence such as “that was a beautiful meal” or “well done, that was a beautiful serve”. So I just was wondering how many other words we can think of that may be used instead of beautiful. Let’s give “beautiful” a rest and look at some interesting alternatives.

Beautiful is a beautiful word, BUT it is overused! How much better to be described as alluring, charming, dazzling, delightful, gorgeous, marvelous, magnificent, stunning, superb or wonderful! To me that just feels as though someone has put more thought into the compliment, it is coming from the heart and sincere. Beautiful also conjures up the idea of physical attraction, although this is not always the case. To repeat one of my grandmother’s favorite sayings, “beauty is what beauty does”, in other words it is what a person does that makes them beautiful, not how they look!

Here's another good compliment for you to try - “bewitching”- meaning to be captivating, enchanting and fascinating. Just imagine how much more exciting it would be to be described in this way. If you are looking for something a bit more sexy, how about “alluring” which suggests attractive, very tempting and seductive. Go on, describe your partner in this way and make their weekend! It is not only people who can be described in this way, you may choose one option over another because it is more alluring, you may find the smell of fresh coffee alluring, or the spray from the sea – the list goes on and on.

Alternatively, if you are describing someone or something that you feel is without beauty you may use the adjective unalluring. You may feel that this is a way of describing a certain action carried out by an individual. You know the sort of thing, like clipping their nose hair in front of you or drinking too much beer so that they can't stand up! These sorts of behaviour may certainly be unalluring. If you are looking for other ways to describe someone or something that is without beauty you could use ugly (but that is a bit obvious). How about trying something different like offensive, disgusting, repulsive or hideous!

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Tongue Twisters for the Weekend

It's the weekend and time for some fun! Today we are going to have a look at some tongue twisters – yay! Tongue twisters are made up of sentences that are deliberately designed to be difficult to say properly, and when repeated four, five or six times they often lead to some hilarious results. It doesn't matter how hard you try, you cannot keep repeating these tricky little monsters without getting yourself in a tangle. Here's a little example of what I'm talking about:

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Try reading “Peter Piper” out aloud. If you do so very slowly and carefully you may be okay, and manage to articulate each word correctly. Now try repeating it another five times, speaking more quickly each time. So did you do it? I bet there were some interesting results!

In case there are any “smart Alecs” out there who are saying that was too easy, here's another that I guarantee will get you in a muddle:

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter.
The butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter
And made her batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter makes a better batter.
So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
Making Betty Botter's bitter batter better.

Make sure you say it quickly. How many times did you manage correctly? I only got to two before mixing up my butters, bitters and batters lol!

 Tongue twisters are aptly called as they use words that require you to reposition your tongue between syllables. They then repeat the same words in a different order, causing chaos. They also use similar but distinct sounds to throw you into confusion. Although generally thought of as a bit of fun, they can be very helpful in the development of clear speech and can be an asset to anyone wishing to improve their diction.

 However, be careful because some are designed to give humorous but rude results. If the following tongue twister is repeated often enough you may find yourself saying a four lettered word that you are not used to using!

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
'cause the pheasant plucker's late.

Okay I think that is enough of that for one day!

There are many, many more examples of tongue twisters I could give you. However, I want to leave you with one that, according to the American author and columnist William Poundstone, is the most difficult in the English Language.

The seething sea ceaseth and thus the seething sea sufficeth us.

I hope you have some fun repeating these tricky little twisters!

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Arthur Conan Doyle - Sherlock and a Real Mystery

Today, let’s take a look at one of the most popular British authors of all time – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. If anyone out there is thinking that you don’t recognise the name, I guarantee you will know the name of the best loved of all his characters – Sherlock Holmes. I was right wasn’t I? Everyone knows Sherlock Holmes, and has either read the books or watched the TV series or films. However, there is far more to this story than just one character!

Arthur Ignatius Conan Doyle (1859 – 1930) was born in Scotland, to parents of Irish descent. Despite his father’s alcoholism and psychiatric illness, Arthur, with financial help from his uncles, received a good education and attended Edinburgh University from 1886 to 1871. Here he studied medicine, to follow his chosen career as a doctor. Whilst he was studying he began writing short stories and during this time he had both his first work of fiction and of non-fiction published.

Indeed, this is the time when we first met Watson and Sherlock Holmes! Although these were the characters that catapulted him to fame, Arthur Conan Doyle wanted to be seen as a serious writer and is believed to have preferred some of his other writings, including serious historical novels, plays and poems.

As well as writing, Arthur continued with his studies and worked as a ship’s surgeon before opening his own medical practice. Then in 1890 he went to Vienna to study ophthalmology (a science that looks at the anatomy, physiology and diseases of the eye). During this period he also married, became a father and enjoyed a sporting career, playing football, cricket and golf. However, after a serious bout of influenza he decided that trying to combine a medical and writing career was too much and decided to abandon his medical career to concentrate in his writing.

In the story “The Final Problem” published 1893 Arthur had decided to kill off the character of Sherlock Homes and both Holmes and Professor Moriarty plunged to their deaths at the Reichenbach falls. This caused a public outcry, and twenty thousand readers cancelled their subscription to the Strand magazine that printed the stories. However, ten years later he wrote another Holmes story “The Adventure of the Empty House” in which he explained that only Moriarty had fallen but Holmes had decided to allow others to believe he had died to escape his enemies! Holmes later featured in many more stories and novels.

Arthur Conan Doyle continued to lead busy life writing, volunteering as an army doctor in the Boer War (1899 – 1902) and remarrying after the death of his first wife. Both he and his second wife had an interest in spiritualism, possibly strengthened after the death of his eldest son from injuries sustained during the First World War. He also stood twice for Parliament, although he was never elected as an MP, and used his money and influence to fight miscarriages of justice in the British Courts.

However, the bit of his story that I find most interesting is his possible involvement in the Piltdown man hoax of 1912. I have to emphasise “possible” as nothing has been proved! In 1912 bone fragments were presented as the fossilised remains of a previously unknown human. They were said to have been found in a gravel pit in Piltdown, East Sussex, England. It wasn’t until 1953 that it was proved to be a forgery and that the lower jaw of an orang-utan had been deliberately mixed with a modern human skull. Prior to this it was believed by many scientists to be the evolutionary “missing link” between apes and humans. This hoax is unusual for a couple of reasons. Firstly as it deals with the nature of evolution, and also as it was not proved to be a hoax for forty years! So where does our author fit into all this? Well, it has been suggested that Arthur Conan Doyle was the perpetrator of this hoax and that his novel “The Lost World” published 1912 holds many encrypted clues regarding his involvement. Is this true? I have no idea; maybe you need to try and read the evidence and make up your own mind!

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George Orwell: Sci-Fi or Seer?

One of the most influential British authors of the 20^th Century has to be Eric Arthur Blair -better known by his penname “George Orwell”. Blair worked as both a journalist and novelist, and his whole writing career is characterised by one thing, his concern for social justice and the plight of the working class. Blair’s work is generally well known and celebrated but the most famous of his novels include Animal Farm, a particular favourite of mine, and Nineteen Eighty-Four.

Born in India in 1903, Blair was educated in Britain before joining the Indian Imperial Police in Burma, where he was stationed from 1922 – 1927. Following this he resigned from the police to concentrate on a writing career. He later drew on his experiences in Burma for his novel Burmese Days (1934) and the essays “A Hanging” (1931) and “Shooting an Elephant” (1936).

Back in Britain Blair began his research into the plight of the working class, regularly visiting areas of extreme poverty; he would dress and behave as a down and out to gain  a true experience of the world that so many inhabited. He also spent some time in Paris where he undertook menial jobs, to gain more experience of the conditions many were forced to live in and of the meagre wages they received. Evidence of this can be seen in his work Down and Out in Paris and London (1933).

Continuing with his writing, Blair also worked as a school teacher and as an assistant in a book store. Then in 1936 he was commissioned to write about the poverty in an economically depressed Northern England. Blair set out on foot and public transport and spent time investigating social conditions. He visited many homes to see how people lived and took detailed notes of housing conditions and wages. The result of this research was The Road to Wigan Pier (1937), a true reflection of the plight of many ordinary, working class people in the inter war years. Late in 1936 Blair travelled to Spain to fight in the civil war. He was true to his beliefs and wanted to fight against fascism, defending democracy, but the political situation there made it impossible for him to stay and he had returned to England by July 1937. His experiences in Spain gave rise to Homage to Catalonia (1938).

During the 2^nd World war, Blair worked for the BBC, and in 1943 became editor of The Tribune a weekly left wing magazine. At this time he was a prolific writer publishing articles, reviews, essays and books!

However, it is after the War, that the most famous of his novels were completed. Animal Farm (1945) tells the story of animals taking over the farm where they are living after driving the drunken, irresponsible farmer out. They adopt seven commandments, the most important being “all animals are equal”, and they are all happy. Gradually, over time, the pigs take over and replace all commandments with the slogan “all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”. One tyrant has been replaced by another. According to Blair the book reflects events leading up to the Russian Revolution of 1917 and beyond. It is a very clever, well written read, which was well received and ensured Blair financial security.

Later, in 1949, Blair was to publish his last novel, Nineteen Eighty-Four. This tells the story of an imaginary totalitarian country which is characterised by omnipresent government control and public mind control. The book made a deep impact and many ideas and phrases from it have now entered popular use. These include “Big Brother is watching you”, “newspeak”, “doublethink” and “thoughtcrime”, to name but a few. Blair was truly before his time!

Following a long period of illness Blair passed away in 1950, at only 46 years old.   

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